is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level
say those three words and i’m yours
robert de niro
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
It’s weird when you get fluent enough to be able to string together sentences but you’re not sure if you did it right, so you sit there wondering if you’re using language correctly or you’ve just invented your own weird subset of unofficial grammar.